Two Guys, a Girl and a TV Set

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Let’s all Go to Walmart: ANTM (S13: E5)

Posted by CJ Cregg on October 5, 2009

For their challenge this week, the petite model wannabes went to Walmart to create a look as if they were going on go sees.  (I know Walmart is where I would go to put together an outfit for the most important interview of my modeling career.  Smart choice, Tyra.)  Laura, our former Walmart cashier (and most of the other girls, who are generally pretty trashy) must have felt right at home.  They participated in a type of relay race to see who could put the best look together and were judged by Nigel’s sexy wife, Chrissy Barker.  Sidenote: Laura was eliminated first…guess she doesn’t know her way around Walmart as well as she should have.  Sundai won the challenge, but none of the girls looked ready for go sees in cheap looking tank tops with their bra straps hanging out.  Classy, ladies, classy.

Scarves and wind.  Original.

Scarves and wind. Original.

When they arrived for their photo shoot, there was a large package that the girls had to unwrap.  To no ones surprise whatsoever, Tyra emerges from the package.  (Thoughts on what her next entry will be like?  I’m thinking a full fledged jump from a birthday cake.  Hopefully in that trenchcoat bikini with the handcuffs.)  Tyra shot the girls this week in a photoshoot where she wrapped them all up in scarves (Um, why?  Anyone catch that part?)  Brittany, Rae, Jennifer, and Erin all had good photoshoots.  The judges decided to pick the winning photo right after the shoot and grant that model immunity.  (Um, again, why?  That makes it so less dramatic.)  Brittany’s photo was selected as the best for the week.  Incorrectly so in my opinion.  She looks skeletal and creepy.  (As did Erin in her photo.)  Here’s the winning photo according to the judges:

Brittany as Skeletor

Brittany as Skeletor

Here’s the winning photo according to me:

Jennifer shows movement, tension, and a banging body...WINNER

Jennifer shows movement, tension, and a banging body...WINNER

Bianca landed herself back in the bottom two (this time alongside Ashley), and the judges finally gave up on her.  (Two episodes too late, if you ask me.)  She was sent home for her inability to look soft.  FIIIIIIIINALLY.

The losing photo according to the judges (and me):

What's going on on Bianca's face?

What's going on on Bianca's face?

Another really bad picture, but not the worst:

Hi, it's me Ashley unexplainedly gazing at you with a blue scarf over my face

Hi, it's me Ashley unexplainedly gazing at you with a blue scarf over my face

Sidenote about the judging.  Laura from Kentucky of Walmart cashier fame showed up in this number that looked like a 1920s swimsuit.  Try as I might, I could not find a picture of it online.  But it was horrendous.  She admitted to the judges that her grandma sewed it for her.  Her grandma named Wanda Sue.  Oh dear.  You can pick em, Tyra.  This girl is nothing but class.

Can we please send Ashley home next?  She’s a mess.

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