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New Season of Dancing with the Stars Revealed

Posted by CJ Cregg on March 1, 2010

Ice to the floor

Season 10 ballroom noobs.  Here they are, folks:

Pamela Anderson, “the world’s sexiest woman” [Don’t boobs like that get in the way of dancing?]

Chad Ochocinco, “football’s most outrageous” [And this season’s token NFL player.]

Aiden Turner, “the soap star” [Who???]

Erin Andrews, “ESPN broadcaster”

Shannen Doherty, “The Beverly Hills bad girl”

Buzz Aldrin, “the original moonwalker” [The moonwalk is not a ballroom dance.  Just FYI.]

Niecy Nash,Reno 911’s funniest”

Nicole Scherzinger, “the Pussycat Doll”

Evan Lysacek, “the Olympic golden boy” [Wow.  He’s an ice skater.  He’ll totally win.  Also, I may just watch to see him.]

Kate Gosselin, “reality’s most-watched super-mom” [She’s that desperate, really?]

Jake Pavelka “the Bachelor” [Really?  He won’t be too busy with fiancee Vienna ‘the horse face’?]


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