Two Guys, a Girl and a TV Set

Three college friends out in the world, filling the void with television…and loving it.

New Season of Dancing with the Stars Revealed

Posted by CJ Cregg on March 1, 2010

Ice to the floor

Season 10 ballroom noobs.  Here they are, folks:

Pamela Anderson, “the world’s sexiest woman” [Don’t boobs like that get in the way of dancing?]

Chad Ochocinco, “football’s most outrageous” [And this season’s token NFL player.]

Aiden Turner, “the soap star” [Who???]

Erin Andrews, “ESPN broadcaster”

Shannen Doherty, “The Beverly Hills bad girl”

Buzz Aldrin, “the original moonwalker” [The moonwalk is not a ballroom dance.  Just FYI.]

Niecy Nash,Reno 911’s funniest”

Nicole Scherzinger, “the Pussycat Doll”

Evan Lysacek, “the Olympic golden boy” [Wow.  He’s an ice skater.  He’ll totally win.  Also, I may just watch to see him.]

Kate Gosselin, “reality’s most-watched super-mom” [She’s that desperate, really?]

Jake Pavelka “the Bachelor” [Really?  He won’t be too busy with fiancee Vienna ‘the horse face’?]


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